Last night I woke up and felt a planet calling me. The last time this happened it was Venus, and so I pulled out my favorite iPhone app, "SkyView," and looked out my bedroom window to identify the planet.
It was Jupiter.
So this morning I googled "Jupiter" and found the following good news:
Jupiter will represent development, good luck, security, prosperity, plenty, higher learning, idealism, knowledge, giving, dominance, integrity, and equilibrium....
Right on! all the things I've been chanting for!
Now here's where my innocent gaze up at the stars became a thing which at worse can be likened to a scene out of a bad 70's sitcom, or at best, the Twilight episode "The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street."
You see: I sleep nude. And so I was standing nude while looking outside my bedroom window up at Jupiter with my glowing iPhone; that's right: bare-assed naked, and I didn't notice that the neighbor across the street was looking right at me from his car. Yes, he saw me standing naked in my window looking up at his apartment with my glowing camera phone most certainly thinking I was peeping at his apartment window where his wife was most likely still sleeping.
"Yikes," I jumped back, closed the curtain, and made it worse I'm certain.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
And finally, what my neighbor saw looking at me:
Okay, maybe more like this:
~~ Dr TV Boogie