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On a loving note, let us talk about the Gospels. First, the fact that the word looks very much like Go Spells, to the average Pagan, it has nothing to do with spells and everything to do with go!
Around the year 180 CE, a man named Irenaeus (yes, rhymes with 'Your Anus'), decided to write a book attacking all forms of Christianity that differed from his Penis-Centered Faith. All other forms in his mind were heresies and most of these fit into what we now call Gnostic.
The Gnostic faith also believed that all people would be reincarnated until they got it right, and so, Irenaeus and his penis really weren't necessary. But the greatest problem the Christian church had with the Gnostic worshipers was they knew the wealthy would burn in hell for their greed, which, as we all know is what the Christian Faith of today is built on.
So yes, dear Truth Seeker, all Christians are going to hell for worshipping the Donald Trump/ Fox News penis faith.
You heard it here first.
The brought into being
Gold and silver,
Presents and money,
Iron and other metals and all things of this sort.
And the people who were attracted were led astray into troubles
And grew old
Experiencing no pleasure
Finding no truth
Never knowing the true God.
This is the way that they enslaved all of creation
From the foundation of the world until now.
The Secret book of John