December 6, 2021

Cloud Seeding and the QAnon Quakes: Maybe things are better in China.


So I read today how China has a way of changing the weather by shooting chemicals into the clouds; it's called Cloud Seeding.  This CNN article says that China used it at this year's People's Party anniversary celebration in Beijing where President Xi wore his groovy Chairman Mao jumpsuit -- I so want one. 

 Supposedly the government did some Cloud Seeding to clear away the pollution by making it rain and afterwards leaving clear skies to show the earth loves Xi. 

I really want one of those suits!

Now, I heard about this from some of my conspiracy friends -- before they went QAnon and I had to get away from them for my safety -- yes, liberals like me are part of the problem in their paranoid aluminum-foil helmets. 

Al's warning about QAnon Idiots.


Anyway, the conspiracy friends said the governments were doing Cloud Seeding to change our DNA, or something like that.  It was a big secret.  

Well, I had to know first hand so I called my good-friend in China.  "Did you hear about Cloud Seeding?" I asked. 

Oh, "人工降雨," she said.  "That's old, we do it all the time."

"So it's not a secret?" I asked. 

"No, not at all!"

"Hmmmm," I thought, "so then what is the problem?"

To which she reminded me, "It would only be a problem if our government was doing it in secret, like the USA."

"Dang!" I exclaimed, "that's right!" 

And so fellow American's, the question is, "How long has the USA been doing it, and why are they not telling us the truth?"  

Where's my aluminum-foil hat?

~~ Dr Eso Terry

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