So I read today how China has a way of changing the weather by shooting chemicals into the clouds; it's called Cloud Seeding. This CNN article says that China used it at this year's People's Party anniversary celebration in Beijing where President Xi wore his groovy Chairman Mao jumpsuit -- I so want one.
Supposedly the government did some Cloud Seeding to clear away the pollution by making it rain and afterwards leaving clear skies to show the earth loves Xi.
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| I really want one of those suits! |
Now, I heard about this from some of my conspiracy friends -- before they went QAnon and I had to get away from them for my safety -- yes, liberals like me are part of the problem in their paranoid aluminum-foil helmets.
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| Al's warning about QAnon Idiots. |
Anyway, the conspiracy friends said the governments were doing Cloud Seeding to change our DNA, or something like that. It was a big secret.
Well, I had to know first hand so I called my good-friend in China. "Did you hear about Cloud Seeding?" I asked.
Oh, "人工降雨," she said. "That's old, we do it all the time."
"So it's not a secret?" I asked.
"Hmmmm," I thought, "so then what is the problem?"
To which she reminded me, "It would only be a problem if our government was doing it in secret, like the USA."
"Dang!" I exclaimed, "that's right!"
And so fellow American's, the question is, "How long has the USA been doing it, and why are they not telling us the truth?"
Where's my aluminum-foil hat?
~~ Dr Eso Terry
