Today, I woke up in a sweat!  I couldn't believe what I saw in my sleep:  Melanie Trump, the wife of our first Feudal Lord President, Donald Trump, was a lizard woman.  In my dream she looked at me sideways, and just before the dream was about to get interestingly erotic, her pupils thinned and her fork tongue swiped her lips and she "hissed."

Was it a dream?