In the Himalayan kingdom of Nepal, an annual religious event called the Chariot Festival of the Rain God begins on this day. it is dedicated to Machendrana, the ancient and powerful Indian god of rain. For the current US President, this "shower" festivals happens when he is in a Russia hotel with nothing to do and is called a "golden shower."
We're all pagans baby, especially our Golden Shower President.
And again, another asteroid just pops up out of nowhere to scare the hell out of us. Some say it's because our asteroid-finding equipment is better than ever. I call bull shit. There is more debris than ever headed our way and our leaders are telling us not to look up but to look at well the 1% are enjoying their tax cuts. Shit, they're not paying for anything, accept a seat on the space craft being designed by the Space X program, which, in case you missed in an earlier post, is being designed to take a large group of 1%-ers up in space long enough to survive a dinosaur killing asteroid.
But you don't care, you've got your donuts and ESPN. You're doing alright.