So much creepiness in the US to write about, but nothing more creepy than politicians kissing babies, both sides do it, both sides need to stop.
Kissing babies is creepy, no matter who does it.
Wait, that's not a baby, that's a teenage girl you're kissing Mr. Cruz, that's even creepier!
"Not if he blacks out!"
"Or has Chloroform."
"Can't Kiss this baby!"
"Or while I'm second lady either."
"Is there no way out of here?"