It's the evening of Election 2020 around 7pm

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It's the evening of Election 2020 around 7pm, and we all know that Election 2020 will be the new 9-11.  

I think we can all agree, no matter which side you're on: 

 

Thank you Fucking Trump.  

Now, I think we can also agree that no matter which side you B on... wherther it be deMocracy or LandOfTheFree... we B chillin to 

Puff The Magic

Dragon(?)

Period.



Joe Biden wins Texas in Lucifer Trump Restraint.

 


  It's the eve of the 2020 Presidential election in the United States of America.  On the ticket:  Joe Biden vs. Satan.  You choose.  




 All cops are criminals, and all your sinners Saints.  In Texas they just call me Lucifer because I'm in need of some restraint....


In case you missed it, Trump's nimrods are driving around in trucks blocking free speech.  Need I say more?

For those of you who don't understand today's post, here's a clue:

Nimrod, a biblical figure described as a king in the land of Shinar, was, according to the Book of Genesis and Books of Chronicles, the son of Cush. (Cush = Money). 






The Republican "Tumor of the Soul" politics ends with Trump.

 The Republican "Tumor of the Soul" politics ends with Trump.  The signs are everywhere: the mouth-peace (Rush Limbaugh) who started the onslaught of daily lies calling Democrats "evil" for following their beliefs, now has lung cancer and will not be with us much longer.  Mitch McConnell,  the governing hand of the right-wing hypocritical monster who has hijacked the political system by refusing a president his right to appoint a Supreme Court Justice, now has a rotten hand.  And most telling of all, Donald Trump has lost his appeal to Americans who want to live in peace and stop blaming the other side for today's problems.  

I take no pleasure in seeing these Republicans eaten up with their own evil.  It's not like it hasn't happened before.  The Neo-Con movement that allows the Republicans to lie, cheat, and steal in the name of Jesus Christ started a long time ago.  It started with Lee Atwater.  He was the evil guy who got George Bush Sr elected by running the Willie Horton commercial which had nothing to do with the opposition and everything to do with racist fear.

IN the end, Atwater got sick and repented.  Here's what he said:

My illness helped me to see that what was missing in society is what was missing in me: a little heart, a lot of brotherhood. The 1980s were about acquiring – acquiring wealth, power, prestige. I know. I acquired more wealth, power, and prestige than most. But you can acquire all you want and still feel empty. What power wouldn't I trade for a little more time with my family? What price wouldn't I pay for an evening with friends? It took a deadly illness to put me eye to eye with that truth, but it is a truth that the country, caught up in its ruthless ambitions and moral decay, can learn on my dime. I don't know who will lead us through the '90s, but they must be made to speak to this spiritual vacuum at the heart of American society, this tumor of the soul.

 

Atwater Before
 
Atwater After


McConnell's Monster Hand - Oct 2020

 

  And of course, Monster Trump:



Maybe now they will stop demonizing us and start doing what is best for all citizens, not just the top 1% and their trickle-down followers. 

~~ dr boogie

 

 

Talking the Las Vegas Raiders and Weed!

Nicole Wallace before she had a liberal talk show on MNBC
 

"Homes without fathers..." is what the Maine Republican said is the cause of police violence against blacks.   That's right, the old blame the victim, not the perpetrators.  It worked in the 80's under Ronald Raygun, and it certainly help George Bush and Nicole Wallace push us into a war with Iraq that is still creating a shitload of "fatherless" families today! So cut the shit Mr. Republican Politician, as we say in Texas, "that dog don't hunt."  Yep,  we've had enough of the excuses; it's time for action, get out of our way and off our cloud.  Progress baby, progress. 

That's not what I'm here to talk about today.  I'm here to talk about sports.  That's right, the never-ending loop of sports on tv that has been going on since September.  We had the Stanley Cup playoffs -- go Stars; the NBA, go Mavs; and now the baseball World Series -- go Dodgers -- and the f*(king NFL -- go Raiders.  It is the latter I'm here to talk about, yes, the Las Vegas Raiders and weed.   

 

David Irving Sings With Raiders Now That He Can Have His Weed!!!

I'm talking about the biggest story to hit legalization of marijuana since Jimmy Carter said he thought it would be legalized in his next term, but of course, Ronald Raygun and the Republican "Just Say No" hit us like a Double Dutch Bus and we went from "legalize pot in a year" to "homes without fathers."  Now, however, weed is back and the Autumn Wind Raiders just signed David Irving who left playing for the Dallas Cowboys because he wouldn't give up pot for pain pills.  Since then, however, the NFL has stopped testing for marijuana and we are finally getting back to some level of smartness. 

Weed is not worse than alcohol, pain pills, or shit, diet Cokes.  It beats them all.  So, praise Jesus Christ for his magical workings.  Next up, shrroooommmms.  

 


 

 The Autumn Wind is a Raider.

 The Autumn Wind is a pirate
Blustering in from sea,
With a rollocking song, he sweeps along,
Swaggering boisterously.

His face is weather beaten.
He wears a hooded sash,
With a silver hat about his head,
And a bristling black mustache.

He growls as he storms the country,
A villain big and bold.
And the trees all shake and quiver and quake,
As he robs them of their gold.

The Autumn Wind is a raider,
Pillaging just for fun.
He'll knock you 'round and upside down,
And laugh when he's conquered and won

Dallas has a new baseball home team: Dallas Astros!

 

 

Sports, sports, and more sports.  The baseball finals are crazy.  I'm transforming from a "Hang The Cheating Bastards" to "Go Astros."  No shit, in 2017 they cheated to win the World Series against my chosen favorite the LA Dodgers.  I'm rooting for a return to a Dodgers/Astros World Series, but Atlanta and Tampa Bay have the momentum.  I'm betting like crazy too with Draftkings.  I'm losing but only a few dollars.  Today I win big baby -- every gamblers mantra. 

So how did I become an Astros fan?  Well, first of all: Donald Trump are you paying attention!  All the leaders on that team are Latinx.  The major language in the dugout is Spanish!  It's the face of today's AMERICAN TEAM!  Like the face of today's AMERICA.   

My second reason for becoming an Astros fan is Dusty Baker.  WTF!  How can you root agasint the guy who was on-deck to bat when Hank Aaron beat Babe Ruth's record!  You can't.  And the guy is 71!  Maybe the last baseball bench manager to be older than me -- at this time I'm in my sixth season of living. 

Finally, my reason for now being an Astros fan is that they are the hometown team!  That's right.  The World Series will be in Dallas (Arlington) this year and as you all know I'm a Dallas Guy.  So, the Astros will be playing in their home games not in Houston Texas, but Dallas Texas.  SO, THEY ARE OUR HOME TEAM.  That's right, leave it to the city with a football team -- The Dallas Cowboys -- who are in the North East division when they shouldn't be, but because we're Dallas, it makes sense.  

In conclusion, the Houston Astros are the Dallas Astros and we finally have a team that can win the World Series for us!  That's how we do things in Dallas.  

That's right sports fan, Dallas can win a World Series without cheating, technically.  

 

Washington Football Team: Coolest Name Ever.

 

Sports are back and boy are they a' plenty.  Is this part of the Trump Plan to distract us from the election?...  Ha! don't be silly, we are talking "sports" and nothing transcends sports, nothing, not even Donald Trump MAGA hate.  Sports is the great nullify if they're ever was one (I think that made sense).   

Things you would of heard had you been listening to me watch football recently. 

"Get rid of it!...  Gosh, why am I rooting for New York!"

"You call that a goalie?  I'll show you a goalie" -- pulls out body part. 

 "The Raiders beat the Chiefs?  Is it raining frogs?"

Just a few things I've said to the television set since the sports glut began.  Go Dodgers, Go Raiders, Go Dancing Elves -- my favorite Transgender Team. 

 

Dancing Elves, Competitive Dancing.

And on a final note:  they finally took away the racist term "Redskins" and left the Washington Football Team with it's coolest name ever.  That was it. 




 

Speaking of Demon Flies, Alex Jones, and Mike Pence and the song "Fire" by Arthur Brown.

So I didn't watch the vice-presidential debate last week because I'm afraid to look into the eyes of Satan without my Buddhist prayer book handy.  However, I did read that there was a fly hanging around the demon. 

 


 

Speaking of demons, when I was a kid living in the small northern city of Detroit, I was a Christian.  I remember hearing the song “Fire” sung by Arthur Brown and thought: “That guy is going to hell.” 


Well, did he?  Let’s see:


No, he moved to Austin Texas in the 80’s and has lived happily-ever-after!




 

I am the god of hellfire and I bring you
Fire, I'll take you to burn
Fire, I'll take you to learn
I'll see you burn
You fought hard and you saved and earned
But all of it's going to burn
And your mind, your tiny mind
You know you've really been so blind
Now's your time, burn your mind
You're falling far, too far behind
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
You're gonna burn
Fire, to destroy all you've done
Fire, to end all you've become
I'll feel you burn
You've been living like a little girl
In the middle of your little world
And your mind, your tiny mind
You know you've really been so blind
Now's your time, burn your mind
You're falling far, too far behind
 
 

Stop The Viruse: Hide From Trump! #metoo

 

So I've been hiding in the closet since Tuesday night, the night of the presidential debate between Donald J Trump and Joe Biden.  It was a nightmare.  I grew up in a dysfunctional house where my stepdad beat my mom.  In the picture that I began today's blog with you'll see my mom on the left with her bruised face.  So you see the reason for my emotional distress after watching Donald Trump verbally abuse everyone in the room at the debate.  When I was a kid and my stepdad would hit mom I would hide in the closet for safety, since Tuesday's debate I've been doing the same. 

 

 

Sitting in that closet I had time to think about all the other presidential debates that have happened in my lifetime and the famous statements made:

"We can no longer afford to be second best..."  JFK to Nixon in 1960.

"There you go again." Ronald Reagan to Jimmy Carter in 1980.

"Will you shut up man?" Joe Biden to Donald Trump in 2020. 

To top matters off yesterday Trump was medivac to the hospital with the virus he once said was a "Democrat ploy." That's not all he did that screams of Karma retribution.  Trump has downplayed it since day one and refused to protect the country from its harms by saying things like "It will magically go away."

Still, I wish Trump the best.  This morning I chanted for his quick recovery along with wishing he would see the light and start acting out of love.  I know it is in him.  It's in us all. 

 

Stop The Virus.

Hide From Trump.

 

Instant Karma (We All Shine On)

 
Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead
What in the world you thinking of
Laughing in the face of love
What on earth you tryin' to do
It's up to you, yeah you
Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin'
Join the human race
How in the world you gonna see
Laughin' at fools like me
Who in the hell d'you think you are
A super star
Well, right you are
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Ev'ryone come on
Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet
Better recognize your brothers
Ev'ryone you meet
Why in the world are we here
Surely not to live in pain and fear
Why on earth are you there
When you're ev'rywhere
Come and get your share
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun

Tax The Bastards Now (TTBN).




 

So we finally see Trump's tax returns and what a scandal!

I made less than 50k last year and paid ten-times as much as he has.  Here's the deal: Trump's Not Alone.  All the wealthy bastards are doing it.  

EITHER WE TAX THEM NOW OR START GETTING OUR CUT IN A NATIONAL PAY CHECK! 

YOU DECIDE! Not THEM!

This message brought to you by the counsel for stop-the-mad-mother-f'ers now a division of the TTBN frustration party. 


Some of the ridiculous write offs:

$70,000

Paid to style Trump’s hair for television, claimed as expenses.

 $210,000

The amount written off as expenses to hire a photographer taking photographs at the Mar-a-Lago club.

$26m

“Consulting fees” charged as a business expense between 2010 and 2018, at least some of which appears to have been directed to a company co-owned by Ivanka Trump.

$315m

The sum reported “lost” by Trump’s golf courses since 2000.

That's only a few.  No wonder our deficit is in the trillions: the wealthy bastards aren't paying their share.  Tax The Bastards Now (TTBN).  

 



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