Monday

A love potion for Bret Kavanaugh so he doesn't attempt rape again.


Come on, we all know the type: usually a guy, who felt he could force his/her's way into the pants of a woman.  I remember in college, I had this woman friend and we were in my room when this acquaintance of mine -- after a few beers -- pushed her against the wall and said, "Have you ever really had a real man." 

Fuck, I was standing beside him!  She looked at me and I was as confused as she was.  "Cut the shit," I said to the acquaintance, and we all left the room.


To this day I wonder what would have happened to that woman friend had I not been there.  And shit, did he think I was into "taking it."  

No, no, not me.  But I digress. 

Of course, this post is about the Republican, Baby-Saving, Supreme Court nomination, Brett Kavanaugh who is about to be appointed a life-time judgeship to the supreme court and who has been recently ousted by a woman he tried to rape thirty-five years ago when he was in high school.



Okay, the timing sucks, I'll admit it, but, nonetheless, a guy who would do that in high school has some serious internal problems I equate to the kid who pulls fly wings off just to watch it suffer.  It's screwed up.  And obviously so is this Kavanaugh.  I mean, what if he had raped her and she got pregnant, think he would be so Pro Life then?  Typical Republican hypocritically bullshit I can't believe they still get away with, daily!

So, I do have a solution for Kavanaugh so it doesn't happen again:  use a love spell next time.  Here is one:


 (Before using this spell, please read my "Getting Ready to do a Spell" post.)

 Love Tea Spell

A love tea can be made on Monday, Tuesday, or Friday during a waxing moon.  You will need:

   three candles (red, pink, and green)
   4 caraway seeds
   4 fennel seeds
   1 tea bag
   three rose hips
   five edible rose petals.  If you cannot get rose petals, buy rose water or dried roses form a herbal shop.  (Be sure that the roses have not been sprayed with pesticides and are safe for brewing into a tea).

Light the candles and place them on the stove near the teapot.  Bring two cups of sprinter to a slow simmer.  Add the other ingredients with the tea.  As the love tea is steeping, pass your hands over the steam three times, and concentrate on the feelings of love.  Pour a cup and sit in a cheerful place.  If you have a photo of an intended lover, place it where you can see it as you drink the tea.  Recite the spell:

     I lift this cup to my lips,
     I drink it slow with tiny sips.
     Rose, tea, caraway,
     And fennel cause love to stay.

Now doesn't that beat rape every time Mr. Kavanaugh. 











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