Monday

Chinese Spaceship, Porn-Stache Bolton, and we all going to die!

So the Chinese Space Station named Tiangong is going to land somewhere between South Dakota and Tasmania.  That's pretty much anywhere it wants.

Big problem for Donald Trump who just placed Tariffs on Chines products: if it lands in the USA it will be an act of war for it's tariff violation.  Fortunately for the USA, Donald Trump appointed the man who brought you the Iraq Oil War (John Bolton) as National Security Advisor.   This should be very alarming to you boys-and-girls, for, Bolton's screwed up war in Iraq was one of the things Trump campaigned against.   And, even more disturbing than his Porn Mustache, Bolton had drawn of the plans for the preemptive war against Iraq under the Clinton presidency, only Clinton didn't approve them because, well, he had other things on his mind which a Bolton porn-stache would have helped, and so didn't.   George Bush (the smartest Republican ever), however, did, and the rest is history: Cost of Iraq War: 190k lives/$2.2 Trillion debt/zero tax increase to pay it!

Oh, but you don't care, you wear girls underwear. 

Bolton giving the , Hi Hitler! Mein mustache! Salut
Getting back to the Chinese spaceship... ah, who gives a shit.  We're all going to die!


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