Because of the solemnity of these days and this season, I beg to be permitted to hear mass on Palm Sunday.
Joan of Arc, March 24, 1431 (from her testimony at trial).
Atacama isn't an alien. But then, deep down inside you knew that. The six-inch mummy is a human being with the DNA of the Chilean people from where it was found. So, nothing to see here sports fans, however, the good news is, that the little person presumed to be hundreds of years old, is real and not a hoax created to make a few bucks -- which so many of these things are, i.e., the staged Big Foot shots, Crystal Skulls, Alien Autopsy... the list goes on.
Giorgio Tsoukalos telling us that I am wrong because, "well, what if all of the people of Chili are aliens?"
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