So, now we know why witches are gathering to cast a spell on Donald Trump. According to the spell’s Facebook event page, the purpose is to create “a mass binding ritual to be performed at midnight on every waning crescent moon until Donald Trump is removed from office.” There is even a twitter hashtag for it that plays off the “resistance” movement against Trump, going by #magicresistance.
At least one celebrity, singer/songwriter Lana Del Rey has decided to participate in the ritual herself, voicing her support on Twitter:
So folks, remember to mark your calendars for March 26, April 24, and May 23.
In the meantime, I'll be sending the light of Truth and Love towards Donald Tic Tac Trump. For, this is the thing all Big Foot hunters hate the most.
Dr T V Boogie