Unicorns are real and Kim Jong Il is Christ.

Can this be so?  The skeleton of a unicorn?   Well, according to a North Korea state newspaper ad, a "unicorn lair" has been found.   What?  According to this same articleKim Jong Il was born beneath a double rainbow and that a new star appeared when he was born.  What, not only a unicorn, but another Christ.  

So whats the truth?  Well, the Christ thing is definitely another false alarm much as 2000 years ago, but the unicorn, according to U.S.News, the unicorn really looked like more of a rhinoceros than a horse. It reportedly stood about 6 feet 6 inches tall, measured around 15 feet long, and weighed about 8,000 pounds; which makes perfectly good sense seeing how everyone knows the unicorn liked to play around and never got on the arc when Noah was calling in the rain.   Crazy horse just kept fucking around.   

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